Avast Ye Scalliwags, It Be A Special Day!
Ahoy, everyone knows what today (September 19) is, right?
Of course you do! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day 2007! 
Step lively, ye bilgerats! If you haven't already greeted a co-worker, one of your students, or your boss with the obligatory AHOY! or ARRRR!, now's the time to do it smartly! So drop anchor, weigh your booty and shiver your timbers. Just don't keelhaul anyone.
And in honor of the day, comes the question of the day: How much does a pirate get charged for a haircut? Why, a buccaneer, of course.